From My Pad to Yours

Seattle!

Dear Internet,

I have made it to Seattle! I am now staying at Monkey Hill, home to J Bo, her sexy husband-hubba hubba, and her cute daughter Darian.

Last night Darian took me into her playroom and we spent the whole night watching TV. She took away my tequila, but somehow, I still managed to get drunk. She says she wants to take me shopping for new clothes.

Tonight J Bo is going out for HAPPY HOUR and is taking me along. I am so jonesing for a drink right now.....


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careful Jbo...he looks innocent, but the next thing you know he'll be doing Jell-o shots from between your boobies!!

YOU WISH Kristine. Let's not even get into how you kept asking me, "So, have you ever been with a biped before?"

that frog hopped right up the interstate past my home... hop on froggie!