From My Pad to Yours

Sacramento, California

Dear Log,

Today I went to school with Alyx Stone. It was thee most boring day of my whole life! That child is cute as all get out, but her teacher has an evil eye!

Some kid on the playground called me out. I had to defend Alyx's name. The little schoolyard tuffie didn't know that I came packaged with a heavy backpack! I told him back away, but the kid insisted on calling me a fly eater!
I have a feeling that he won't be involved in anymore scuffles with frogs anymore.

Kristine keeps trying to lick me. Something about Scotty Gee saying that I will give her a 'good trip'. I think she might have misunderstood him. I think he was just wishing me a good trip and she now thinks that if she gets a good tonguing in that she will see God.

This might come to fisticuffs!

I'm quite ready to head to my next destination. Unless of course Shaun decides to let me play in his football game tomorrow.

Kara said she wanted to take me to the mall and see if she could hook me up with some hotties.

Keeeeyyyy-Roak!

You're killing me, Crazy Legs. Glad you're having fun!

Hehehe. Watch out for Kristine Crazy Legs. She might go for the lick while you sleep. Stay on guard.